Iron Chef RealPolitik

Tonight in Iron Chef Realpolitik Arena we’ll be focusing on Chef Clinton as she competes against two former Iron Chef advesaries, Chefs Truth and Reality. The featured ingredients tonight are shameless pandering pears and hypocrisy fish.

Plain old pandering pears are so...vanilla--missing a certain "Je ne sais quoi.,” so tonight we’ve really challenged our chefs with the addition of the tricky to prepare hypocrisy fish. Cut incorrectly, it is poisonous and might prove fatal to a campaign. Done right, it is said to add a potent punch to an otherwise bland political dish.

We’re 15 minutes into the competition so let’s go down to the floor, and see how our Iron Chefs are faring. Over at both Iron Chefs Truth and Reality stations, there appears to be complete chaos. They appear to be totally confused by the ingredients. Chef Truth is saying that these ingredients are just not the kind of things any self-respecting chef would include in a dish or even keep in their kitchen. Let’s check in now with our other competitor…

Over at Iron Chef Clinton’s station they don’t seem to be having any of the problems that Iron Chefs Truth and Reality are having with the ingredients. In fact Team Clinton appears to be quite at home at handling both of our featured items, pandering pears and hypocrisy fish. Chef Clinton says she and her husband have enjoyed preparing them for years, serving them regularly to friends, family, and patrons of their two eating establishments The Sharp Elbow located in Washington, DC and The Intern's Cigar located in Harlem.

Ok, times up let’s see how the Iron Chefs have done. Well, this is a first and a real shocker! Both Chefs Truth and Reality have left the Iron Chef Realpolitik Arena. As they exited they were overheard saying that ethically they just weren’t compatible with what they were asked to prepare. absoulutely horrified by the ease with which Chef Clinton worked, they have left the building completely.

Chef Clinton, seems to be completely un-phased, and said she is actually relieved, as she has never been terribly comfortable working with either Truth or Reality. She has indicated that though there is no tasting necessary to determine a winner, she will be more than happy to serve her dish to any and all takers. The audience appears to be a bit weary though…

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